英語(yǔ)小幽默

一個(gè)小朋友的爸爸是工程師，他吹噓說(shuō)阿爾卑斯山是他爸爸設(shè)計(jì)的；另外一個(gè)小朋友的爸爸是海軍，他針?shù)h相對(duì)，吹噓說(shuō)……讀完下面的故事，你一定會(huì)忍俊不禁的！

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主持人：開(kāi)心果

吹 噓

An army kid was boasting(自夸)about his father to a navy（海軍）kid.

一個(gè)陸軍的孩子正在向海軍的孩子吹噓他的父親。

“My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?”

“我爸爸是工程師，他什么都能設(shè)計(jì)。你知道阿爾卑斯山嗎？”

“Yes，”said the navy kid.

“知道，”海軍的孩子說(shuō)。

“My dad built it.”

“那是我爸爸建的?！?/p>

Then the navykid spoke：“And do you know the Dead Sea?”

海軍的孩子說(shuō)話了：“你知道死海嗎？”

“Yes，”said the army kid.

“知道，”陸軍的孩子答道。

“It's my dad who killed it!”replied the navy kid.

“是我爸爸殺死了它！”海軍的孩子說(shuō)。

馬 上

Teacher: Now class， whatever I ask， I want you all to answer at once，how much is 6 plus 4?

老師：全班同學(xué)聽(tīng)著，不管我問(wèn)什么，你們都要馬上回答，6+4等于幾？

Student: At once!

學(xué)生：馬上。

父親在哪兒

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

兄弟倆在看一些美麗的油畫(huà)。

“Look，”said the elder brother，“How nice these paintings are!”

“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀！”

“Yes，”said the younger，“ but in all these paintings there are only the mother and the children. Where is the father?”

“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

The elder brother thought for a while and then said：“He was painting the pictures.”

哥哥想了會(huì)兒，然后說(shuō)道：“他正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)?！?/p>