JOKES

馮強(qiáng)

Cabbage

A rabbit hops into a butchers shop and says，“Have you got any cabbages？” The butcher says that he doesnt sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers shop and says，“Have you got any cabbages？” The butcher， slightly peeved， says “Look， I told you yesterday—Im a butcher， I dont sell cabbages， now go away！” The rabbit hops off.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers shop again and says， “Have you got any cabbages？ The butcher is very angry now and snaps， “No， I havent got any cabbages！If you come in here again asking for some cabbages， I am gonna nail your bloody ears to the floor！” the rabbit hops out the door.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers shop and asks， “Have you got any nail？” The butcher replies， “ No.” The rabbit says “Have you got any cabbages？”

卷心菜

一只兔子蹦蹦跳跳地進(jìn)入了一家肉店，說道：“你這兒有卷心菜嗎？”屠夫說他不賣卷心菜，兔子蹦蹦跳跳地離開了。過了一天，這只兔子又蹦蹦跳跳地進(jìn)入了這家肉店，說道： “你這兒有卷心菜嗎？”屠夫有點(diǎn)兒不高興了，說道：“我昨天跟你說了——我是個(gè)屠夫，我不賣卷心菜，馬上滾開！”兔子蹦蹦跳跳地離開了。

過了一天，兔子又一次蹦蹦跳跳地進(jìn)入了這家肉店，說道：“你這兒有卷心菜嗎？” 屠夫現(xiàn)在是完全生氣了，大吼道：“沒有，我這兒沒有什么卷心菜！如果你再進(jìn)來要卷心菜，我就把你那該死的耳朵釘在地板上！”那只兔子蹦跳著出了大門。

過了一天，兔子蹦蹦跳跳地進(jìn)入了這家肉店，問道：“你有釘子嗎？”屠夫回答說：“沒有?！蓖米诱f：“你這兒有卷心菜嗎？”

Whats your name？

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before， so he began：“My name is Stone， and Im even harder than stone， so do what I tell you or there will be trouble. Dont try any tricks with me， and then well get on well together.”

Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name.“Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly，”he said， “and dont forget to call me ‘sir.”

Each soldier told him his name， until he came to the last one. This man remained silent， and so Captain Stone shouted at him，“When I ask you a question， answer it！ Ill ask you again： whats you name， soldier？”

The soldier was very nervous， but at last he replied， “My name is Stonebreaker， sir.”

你叫什么名字？

有一位很嚴(yán)厲的軍官在對(duì)一群交由他訓(xùn)練的新兵訓(xùn)話。他以前從沒見過這群新兵，于是他開始自我介紹：“我的名字叫Stone（石頭），事實(shí)上，我甚至比石頭更強(qiáng)硬。這就是我為什么要告訴你們我名字的原因。不要試圖對(duì)我玩什么花招，這樣我們就能很好相處了。”

接著他開始走到每個(gè)士兵前面問他們的名字?！罢f大聲點(diǎn)兒，讓每個(gè)人都能聽清楚。另外，不要忘記稱呼我為長(zhǎng)官?！彼f。

每個(gè)士兵都對(duì)他說了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前時(shí)，這個(gè)士兵保持著沉默。于是Stone隊(duì)長(zhǎng)對(duì)他喊道，“當(dāng)我問你問題的時(shí)候，要回答！我再問一遍，你的名字，士兵？”

那個(gè)新兵很緊張，但最后他還是回答了?！拔业拿质荢tonebreaker （碎石機(jī)），長(zhǎng)官。”