十大不寫作業(yè)的爆笑理由你小時候用過哪條？

1.最直接的理由

What homework？

什么作業(yè)？（裝傻時請自覺配合表情……

2.最得瑟的理由

Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

作業(yè)被外星人拿去當(dāng)人類字跡樣本了。（茫茫作業(yè)中，選中的就是你的……）

3.最惡心的理由

My dog ate it. Seriously，

look， I brought a stool sample.

作業(yè)被狗吃了。真的，你看，我?guī)砹思S便樣本。（人類已經(jīng)無法阻止狗狗吃作業(yè)了……）

4.最高境界的理由

I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework.

我太擔(dān)心暗藏殺機的非洲國家將面臨種族滅絕大屠殺，而無法集中注意力做作業(yè)了。

5.最殘忍的理由

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.

我老爸有點神經(jīng)失常，把作業(yè)剪裁開來折紙玩偶了。（老爸悲催了……）

6.最無厘頭的理由

The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse.

一個和善的先生拿著一個牌子寫著：今天大家都完蛋。沒人在世界末日前夕還做家庭作業(yè)的。

7.最經(jīng)典的理由

I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise.

廁所沒紙了，只能拿作業(yè)紙湊合著用了。（親，這個有點過時了……）

8.最有愛的理由

My mother took it to have it framed.

我媽媽把作業(yè)裝裱了。（總不能棒打母愛吧……）

9.最“權(quán)威”的理由

The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.

地方上訴法院最近裁定家庭作業(yè)是官方的不人道和非常規(guī)的懲罰措施。（于是老師頗感“鴨梨”……）

10.最高科技的理由

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

我用的是太陽能計算器，而當(dāng)時是陰天。（后面的意思，你懂的……）