Laughing out Loud 笑話與幽默

When the Teacher Comes老師過來時

A girl was listening to an iPod in class. She said to her tablemate, “Tell me when the teacher comes.” She was so loud that almost everybody in the room heard what she said, including the teacher. So the teacher came over and asked, “What do you want?”

一個女孩在上課的時候聽iPod，她對同桌說：“老師過來時告訴我一聲?！彼f話聲很大，幾乎所有人都聽到了。老師也聽到了，走過來問她：“你有什么事？”

There Is Something Dirtier還有更臟的

The teacher picked up Henry’s hand and said, “Your hand is the dirtiest in our school.”

Henry said, “No, Sir. There is something dirtier.” Then, he raised his other hand.

老師舉起亨利的一只手說：“你這只手是我們?nèi)Ｗ钆K的了?！?/p>

亨利說：“不！老師，還有比這更臟的?！闭f完他伸出了他的另一只手。

Perfect完全正確

A teacher was teaching types of sentences. She asked Scott to give an example of an interrogative sentence. Scott rubbed his eyes and asked, “Teacher, what did you want me to do?”

The teacher said, “Right. Please give an exclamatory sentence.”

Scott widely opened his eyes and said, “You said it was right!”

The teacher said, “Very good. Please say a declarative sentence.”

Scott shook his head and said, “Maybe I am running a fever today.”

The teacher said happily, “Perfect! Sit down, please.”

老師正在講句子種類，她要斯科特舉一個疑問句的例子。斯科特揉揉眼睛，問道：“老師，你叫我干什么？”

老師說：“很好，請再說一個感嘆句?！?/p>

斯科特睜大眼睛說：“這也算對！”

老師又說：“非常好，請再說一個陳述句?！?/p>

斯科特?fù)u搖頭說：“我今天可能是發(fā)燒了?！?/p>

老師高興地說：“完全正確，請坐下?！?/p>

Key points

declarative 陳述的

example 例子

exclamatory 感嘆的

interrogative 疑問的

iPod 蘋果牌音樂播放器

rub 摩擦，揉

sentence 句子

tablemate 同桌

type 類型，品種

widely 大大地