小屁孩日記

星期天Sunday

當(dāng)我還小的時候，老媽每天讓我看一小時教育節(jié)目。When I was a newborn,Mom put me in front of the TV for an hour a day to watch educational videos.

我不知道這些節(jié)目到底有沒有讓我變聰明，反正我本來就足夠聰明了，我知道怎么換臺看我自己喜歡的節(jié)目。I don’t know if those videos actually made me any smarter,but at least I was smart enough to figure out how to put on

something I WANTED to watch.

我還搞明白了怎么把電池從搖控器拆下來，這樣就沒人能把頻道換回教育節(jié)目了。I ALSO

figured out how to remove the batteries from the remote so no one could turn the educational videos back ON.

不過當(dāng)你還是個嬰兒的時候，其實(shí)走不了多遠(yuǎn)，所以我只能把電池藏在一個地方。But when

you’re a baby,you can’t really get around a lot,so there was only one place I could hide the batteries.

老媽其實(shí)應(yīng)該讓我早點(diǎn)下地爬爬，因?yàn)樵谥w協(xié)調(diào)方面，我遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)落后于其他孩子。當(dāng)其他孩子都能坐直和滾沙發(fā)的時候，我還在努力把頭從地上抬起來。I think Mom should’ve let me crawl around on the floor more when I was little,because I was WAYbehind the other kids in my playground when it came to the physical stuff.while the others were sitting up and couch surfing,I was still working on lifting my head off the ground.