牙癢整蠱王噴飯短信園

店員說：“這帽子最適合您，買下吧?！?/p>

先生道：“不必，我的頭發(fā)數(shù)都能數(shù)出來?！?/p>

店員：“您戴上這帽子，就沒人會數(shù)您的頭發(fā)了?！?/p>

Clerk: This hat best suits you.

Customer: Not necessary for me. My hair is countable.

Clerk: Nobody would count your hair if you wear this hat.

“我一生只戀愛一次，但這份感情給我留下了終生的痛苦……”

“怎么，你愛的女人和別人結(jié)婚了？”

“不，她嫁給了我?！?/p>

\"I has merely loved once in my life， yet this emotion left the suffering throughout my life to me...\"

\"Why， did your lover get married with other people?\"

\"No， she married to me.\"

醫(yī)生：“我想給你開藥方，可是怎么找不到我的筆了呢？”

病人小心地提醒：“醫(yī)生，你不是把它放進我的胳肢窩里了嗎？”

Doctor: I want to write a subscription for you but I can't find my pen.

Patient （carefully ）: Doctor， don't you remember that you put it under my arm?

醫(yī)生：關(guān)于你的病情，來這兒前請教過別人嗎？

病人：只問過藥房的老板。

醫(yī)生：那傻瓜給你出什么餿主意了？

病人：他讓我來找你。

Doctor: Have you asked somebody about your illness?

Patient: I just asked the owner of the drug store.

Doctor:What damn idea that fool gave to you.

Patient: He let me come to you.

醫(yī)生：請問您大便規(guī)律嗎？

老頭：很規(guī)律，每天早上8:00鐘準(zhǔn)時大便。

醫(yī)生：那還有什么問題？

老頭：問題是我每天早上9:00鐘才起床。

Doctor: Do you defecate regularly?

Old man: Quite regularly. 8 o'clock every morning.

Doctor: Then， what's the trouble?

Old man: The trouble is I won't get up till 9 o'clock every morning.