英語小幽默

DOWN TO THE EARTH

A science teacher was appointed to a remote village． On his first day he talked about modern science and how it helps human progress．He told about spacecraft and how man had walked on the moon. When he finished his lecture， he asked if there were any questions．

“Sir，”one student asked，“Could you please tell us when they will start a bus service through our village?”

現(xiàn)實(shí)

一位理科教師被分配到一個(gè)偏遠(yuǎn)的山村學(xué)校工作。第一課，他給學(xué)生講了什么是現(xiàn)代科學(xué)以及它如何促進(jìn)了人類的進(jìn)步。他還談到宇宙飛船及人類如何登上月球等。課結(jié)束時(shí)，他問學(xué)生有什么問題。

“先生，”一位學(xué)生問道，“您能否告訴我們，我們村什么時(shí)候能通公共汽車?”

NOUNS

Teacher：A noun is the name of a thing．Who can give me a noun?

First boy：A cow．

Teacher：Very good． Another noun?

Second boy：Another cow．

名詞

教師：名詞是一個(gè)東西的名稱。誰能說出一個(gè)名詞?

第一個(gè)男孩：一頭母牛。

教師：很好。誰再說一個(gè)名詞？

第二個(gè)男孩：另一頭母牛。