Laughing out Loud

On an Apple Tree 蘋果樹上

A farmer saw a little boy on an apple tree. He said, “Wait, little monkey, I'm going to tell your father!”

The boy raised his head and shouted, “Dad, someone down there wants to talk to you!”

一個農(nóng)夫發(fā)現(xiàn)一個小男孩爬在蘋果樹上，就說：“你等著，小搗蛋，我要去告訴你爸爸！”

男孩抬頭向上面喊道：“爸，底下有人要和你說話！”

It Was Drowned 它是淹死的

One day, I went to a daycare center for an interview. In a classroom I saw a fish bowl on the windowsill that had only some waterweeds in. I asked, “Where is the goldfish?”

The teacher replied, “Oh, it just died the day before.”

A little boy explained, “It was drowned!”

一天，我去幼兒園采訪，看見一個班的窗前放著一個金魚缸，里面只有一些水草，就問：“里面的金魚呢？”

老師說：“前兩天剛死掉。”

一個小朋友解釋道：“它是淹死的！”

Key points

daycare 托兒所 waterweed 藻 windowsill 窗臺

Wrong Guess 猜錯了

Teacher: “Why do you always fail to wash up? You see, even the food you ate today for breakfast are still hanging in your face.”

Student: “Then, guess what I had for breakfast this morning.”

Teacher: “Bread and milk.”

Student: “No, you are wrong. That was what I ate yesterday morning.”

老師：“你為什么總是不洗臉？你瞧，連你今天的早餐還掛在臉上?！?/p>

學(xué)生：“那你說說我早上吃的是什么?！?/p>

老師：“面包和牛奶?！?/p>

學(xué)生：“你說錯了，那是昨天早上吃的?！?/p>

Just Have Been There 剛?cè)ミ^

A father asked his five-year-old daughter, “Who do you love better, dad or mom?”

“I love you both!”

“If dad was to Disneyland and mom was to Paris, where would you go?”

“I want to go to Paris.”

“Why?”

“Because Paris is more beautiful!”

“What if dad was to Paris and mom was to Disneyland?”

“Of course I am going to Disneyland!”

“Why?”

“Because I have just been in Paris!”

爸爸問5歲的女兒：“爸爸和媽媽你更愛誰？”

“兩個都愛！”

“如果爸爸去迪士尼樂園，媽媽去巴黎，你要去哪兒？”

“我要去巴黎！”

“為什么？”

“因為那里比較漂亮呀！”

“那現(xiàn)在爸爸去巴黎，媽媽去迪士尼呢？”“當(dāng)然要去迪士尼！”“為什么？”

“因為剛才已經(jīng)去過巴黎了呀！”