星期天Sunday
當我還小的時候,老媽每天讓我看一小時教育節(jié)目。When I was a newborn, Mom put me in front of the TV for an hour a day to watch educational videos.
我不知道這些節(jié)目到底有沒有讓我變聰明,反正我本來就足夠聰明了,我知道怎么換臺看我自己喜歡的節(jié)目。I dont know if those videos actually made me any smarter, but at least I was smart enough to figure out how to put on something I WANTED to watch.
我還搞明白了怎么把電池從搖控器拆下來,這樣就沒人能把頻道換回教育節(jié)目了。I ALSO figured out how to remove the batteries from the remote so no one could turn the educational videos back ON.
不過當你還是個嬰兒的時候,其實走不了多遠,所以我只能把電池藏在一個地方。But when youre a baby, you cant really get around a lot, so there was only one place I could hide the batteries.
老媽其實應該讓我早點下地爬爬,因為在肢體協(xié)調方面,我遠遠落后于其他孩子。當其他孩子都能坐直和滾沙發(fā)的時候,我還在努力把頭從地上抬起來。I think Mom shouldve let me crawl around on the floor more when I was little, because I was WAY behind the other kids in my playground when it came to the physical stuff. while the others were sitting up and couch surfing, I was still working on lifting my head off the ground.