Family Fun

Family Fun

段 子

Nightmare

In the small hours of last night,I needed to go to the bathroom,but my slippers were on my husband’s side. Half-awake, I climbed over my husband to get my slippers, went to the bathroom, and went back to bed the same way I’d come, crawling over my hubby again.

I was afraid I might have woken him up, but he got up in the morning saying, “Darling, I had such a nightmare last night.I dreamt that a truck ran over me twice.”

做夢

昨天半夜起來上廁所，拖鞋在老公那邊的床下，我迷迷糊糊從老公身上爬過去穿鞋，上廁所回來也是原路返回，從老公身上爬回。

他沒醒就算了，早上起床跟我說：“老婆，我昨晚做噩夢了，夢見被一輛大卡車來回碾壓了兩次。”

Only You in His Eyes

One day my mom called me up.“Son, how long has it been since you last came home? Your father and I miss you dearly. Your dad says no matter what it is that he does now, he always sees your shadow in his eyes.”

My eyes were filled with tears all of a sudden. “I’ll come visit tomorrow. What’s dad doing now?”

Mom replied, “He was just feeding the donkeys. Now he’s taking care of the pigs.”

眼里都是你

老媽給我打電話：“兒子你多久就沒回家了？我和你爸都挺想你的，你爸說他現(xiàn)在不管做啥眼里都是你的影子。”

我頓時熱淚盈眶：“我明天就回去，老爸現(xiàn)在干嘛呢？”

老媽說：“剛剛在喂驢，現(xiàn)在去喂豬了?！?/p>

Wasting Money

My brother and I went to ride the pirate ship at the amusement park. Afterwards I couldn’t stop shaking, but my brother was absolutely fine.

Mom had a look at me and said, “You’re scared nearly halfto-death. You can forget about going on these rides. What a waste of money.”

由圖5可以看出，工藝②的鉬粉K含量整體較工藝①的小，較高的溫度有利于K元素的升華，而較大的氫氣流量在同等條件下，能帶走更多的水汽等雜質(zhì)。但是過高的溫度又影響K含量的分離效果[9]，較低K含量的MoO3生產(chǎn)的鉬粉K含量也相對較低。

Seeing my brother laughing,though, she turned to him and said, “You’re not even scared at all. You can forget about going on these rides, too. What a waste of money.”

浪費錢

我哥跟我在游樂園玩海盜船。下來后，我直哆嗦，我哥卻跟沒事人一樣。

我媽說我：“嚇成這熊樣子，以后別玩了，浪費錢?！?/p>

看到我哥在笑，老媽又說他：“你一點兒都不怕，下次別玩了，浪費錢?！?/p>

Electricity in the Air

Wife: “Hubby, when we first started dating your eyes used to gleam at me. It was electrifying.How come you don’t even look at me anymore?”

Husband: “I’ve got to be industrious and economical now.I’m conserving my energy.”

Wife: “How come your eyes light up when you see those pretty, young girls, then?”

Husband: “Those are my warning lights saying, ‘I’m a married man, don’t approach.’”

放電

老婆：“老公，你當(dāng)初和我戀愛的時候，兩眼放光，對我挺來電的，現(xiàn)在怎么看都不看我了？”

老公：“我這不是勤儉持家，節(jié)約用電嘛?！?/p>

老婆：“那你看到年輕漂亮的女人，怎么就兩眼放光了呢？”

老公：“我那是開啟警示燈，提醒她們：我有老婆，請勿接近?！?/p>