幽默大王

1.Betty： “Black hens are cleverer than white ones， arent they？”

Larry：“How do you know？”

Betty：“Well， the black hens can lay white eggs， but the white hens cant lay black ones.

貝蒂：“黑母雞比白母雞聰明，對嗎？”

拉里：“你怎么知道？”

貝蒂：“嗯，黑母雞能下白蛋，可白母雞不能下黑蛋?！?/p>

2.Jack：“I wish Id lived in the old times.”

Leo：“Why？”

Jack：“Because there wouldnt be so much history to learn.”

杰克：“我要是生活在古代就好了。”

利奧：“為什么？”

杰克：“因?yàn)槟蔷筒粫羞@么多歷史要學(xué)了。”

3.Jennys papa bought her a pair of new trousers， but it couldnt be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.

But Jenny said， “ Mama， I can wear it if you have me a bath.”

詹妮的爸爸給她新買了一條褲子，但剛一下水就縮得不能穿了。她的媽媽非常生氣。

詹妮卻說：“媽媽，你給我洗個(gè)澡，我就能穿了?！?/p>

4.The librarian went over to a small， noisy boy. “Please be quiet！” she warned. “The people around you cant read！”

“They cant？” the boy asked curiously. “Then what are they doing here？”

圖書管理員走到一個(gè)喧鬧的小男孩身邊，警告說：“請安靜！你周圍的人都不能讀書了！”

“不能讀書？”小男孩好奇地問道，“那他們在這里干什么？”