美國獨(dú)生子寫給世界的一封信

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美國獨(dú)生子寫給世界的一封信

THE PERKS OF BEING AN ONLY CHILD

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I am writing to you to let you know that I forbid①forbid英 ［f?'b?d］ 美 ［f?'b?d］ vt. 禁止；妨礙，阻止you to ever have a child that isn't me. Under no circumstances②circumstance英 ［s??k?mst?ns］ 美 ［'s?k?mst?ns］ n. 環(huán)境，情況；事件；境遇This means we place our trust in him for every circumstance of life.這就意味著無論生活環(huán)境如何，我們都對他懷以信任。will I allow you to reproduce ever again. Everything is currently all about me， and it better stay that way. I do not want to share my toys， my clothes， my bedroom，or the perks of being the only non-working person to benefit from your hard-earned income.

With warm regards and all my selfish love.

P.S. The only thing I would possibly consider accepting would be an identical③identical 英 ［a?'dent?k（?）l］ 美 ［a?'d?nt?kl］ adj. 同一的；完全相同的n. 完全相同的事物twin.

Okay， but for realzies， I am an only child， and have loved every second of it. I get personally offended when people tell parents it's "unfair" to only have one child or that being the only kid in a home necessarily means a boring childhood. Granted， I grew up in the most exciting city in the universe④universe英 ［'ju?n?v??s］ 美 ［'jun?v?s］ n. 宇宙；世界；領(lǐng)域（New York）， so I didn't an excuse to be "bored"， but ultimately， being an only child has truly shaped who I am and I am grateful for it. Here's why：

Only Children Are Totally Cool with Being Alone

Having spent a good deal of time by myself in my room as a child， I am used to those moments when there's no one around and there's no cellphone service， because… are we ever really alone anymore？ I always found ways to entertain⑤entertain英 ［ent?'te?n］ 美 ［，?nt?'ten］ vt. 娛樂；招待；懷抱；容納myself from reading to playing my Gameboy to thinking about how I would booby trap my apartment if it ever got burgled， Home Alone 2 style. I spent hours writing， drawing， day-dreaming about Robert Pattinson*—I generated hours of wholesome* entertainment， all inside my head. As a Grown， I'm not afraid to go to the bathroom without my girlfriends （I never understood the need for a chaperone） or even go out for lunch by myself， and I think I’m better for it.

Only Children Have the Ability to Speak to Adults

Of course I did all the normal kid-things like go to school， play in the playground， and take gymnastics⑥gymnastics英 ［d??m'n?st?ks］ 美 ［d??m'n?st?ks］ n. 體操；體育；體操運(yùn)動(dòng)class， but most of my time growing up was spent around adults. This has helped me throughout my life.

Only Children Are Not Afraid to Ask for Things They Want

Look， I'm not gonna lie， I was definitely spoiled， and I'm very used to getting what I want.

It would never occur to me not to ask for a spot in someone's comedy show， a raise at work， or my friend's leftover french fries. Because， what do I have to lose by asking？

Only Children Obviously Don't Have Any Sibling Rivalry

I mean I'm sure the love between siblings is something I've missed out on and will never understand， but I've also seen some intense fights between my friends and their brothers and sisters，*geeze*… that's some scary stuff， there.

我寫這封信是想讓你們知道我禁止你們再生一個(gè)小孩！我要成為你們唯一的孩子。無論如何，我都不會(huì)同意你們再生養(yǎng)第二個(gè)孩子?，F(xiàn)在任何事都是以我為中心，而且這種現(xiàn)狀最好不要改變。我不想分享我的玩具、衣服、房間，以及你們辛苦掙來的工資。作為家中唯一一個(gè)不用工作的人，我要獨(dú)自享用這一切特權(quán)。

這封信致以誠摯的問候和我自私的愛。

又及：也許我是雙胞胎的話，我還是勉強(qiáng)可以接受的！

看完了這封有趣的信，我有一些想法要說：我是獨(dú)生子女，并且我享受著作為獨(dú)生子女的每一分每一秒。如果有人和我爸媽說只有一個(gè)孩子或者作為在家的唯一的孩子意味著乏味的童年，我一定會(huì)覺得很惱火。我在全世界最嗨的城市紐約長大，我并不覺得會(huì)無聊。而且，因?yàn)槭仟?dú)生子女，我成了現(xiàn)在的我，并且我對此心懷感激。原因如下：

◆獨(dú)生子女不孤單◆

從小到大，大部分時(shí)間我都是一個(gè)人在房間里度過。我早就習(xí)慣了獨(dú)身一人，甚至手機(jī)用不了也沒關(guān)系。因?yàn)?，像我這樣的人從不孤獨(dú)。我喜歡自己找樂子。不論是閱讀還是玩游戲機(jī)，甚至是設(shè)想如果家里被盜該怎么辦，就像《小鬼當(dāng)家2》里那樣。我花大部分的時(shí)間寫作、畫畫，或是在腦海里幻想著羅伯特·帕丁森，并找到無窮的快樂。我長大后，我也不會(huì)害怕一人去衛(wèi)生間（我從來不懂為什么女性上廁所需要同伴），更不害怕一個(gè)人外出就餐，而且我認(rèn)為這樣更好。

◆獨(dú)生子女易與成人溝通◆

當(dāng)然，像普通的小孩一樣，我也會(huì)上學(xué)，在操場嬉鬧，上體育課，但是大部分的成長時(shí)光我都與成年人相伴。我認(rèn)為這使我終身受益。

◆獨(dú)生子女不怕索取◆

看，我又準(zhǔn)備撒謊了。我真是被寵壞了，我已經(jīng)習(xí)慣想要什么就要得到什么。

去要一場戲劇的一個(gè)座位，漲工資，或者是我朋友吃剩的薯?xiàng)l是常有的事情。因?yàn)椋ニ魅×藢ξ襾碚f又有什么損失？

◆獨(dú)生子女沒有手足之爭◆

我想我確信兄弟姐妹之間的愛是我失去的，也是我永遠(yuǎn)無法理解的。但是，我曾經(jīng)目睹朋友和他們的兄弟或是姐妹之間的爭吵。天哪，真是嚇人……