Humr and Jokes 幽默與笑話
2012-04-12 00:00:00小丹
中學生英語·閱讀與寫作 2012年4期
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
“Here is the situation，” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river， fishing. He loses his balance， falls in， and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion， knows that he can’t swim， and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she runs to the bank?”
A girl raised her hand and said， “To draw out all of his savings?”
小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。
她舉了這么一個例子：“有這樣一種情況，一個男人在河中心的船上釣魚，突然失去重心掉進了水里。于是他開始掙扎并喊救命。他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲，知道他并不會游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是為什么？”
一個女生舉手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？”
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol， the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol， soon the bug died.
The teacher asked a student， “What does this show?”
The student answered， “It shows that people won’t get bug if they drink more alcohol.”
為了證明酒精對生物的危害，老師把一只蟲子放入裝有酒精的杯子里，蟲子很快就死了。
老師問一 個學生：“這說明了什么？”
學生答道：“這說明了人多喝酒，就不會長蟲子?！?/p>
