十分搞笑的中式英語

新浪讀書日前在網(wǎng)上發(fā)起了“票選十大爆笑中式英語”活動，網(wǎng)友們列出了很多搞笑的中式英語：

1Good good study，day day up

好好學(xué)習，天天向上

2How are you?How old are you?

怎么是你?怎么老是你?

3You have seed，1 will give you somecolor to see see.Brothers!Together up!

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧。兄弟們!一起上!

4You ask me，me ask who?

你問我，我問誰?

5We two who and who?

咱倆誰跟誰?

6NO three nO four

不三不四

7Horse horse tiger tiger

馬馬虎虎

8People mountain people sea.

人山人海

9If you want money，I have no;if you want life，I have one!

要錢沒有，要命一條!

10Know is know，noknow is noknow

知之為知之，不知為不知

11Watch sister

表妹

12As far as you go to die

有多遠，死多遠

13Dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mousss son canmake hole!

龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞!

14Heart flower angry open，

心花怒放

15Go past，no mistake past

走過路過，不要錯過

16Fire big，

火大

17Long time nO see

好久不見

18Slip end fall down carefully

小心滑倒(直譯：“小心翼翼地滑倒和摔倒”，和中文表達的意思正好相反)

19Four glad meatballs

四喜丸子(直譯：四個開心的肉球)

20Ghickens that did not have sexual experience，

童子雞(直譯：沒有性生活的雞)

21Man and wife lung slice

夫妻肺片(直譯：“丈夫和妻子的肺部切片”，很恐怖!)