幽默三則

王　昂

（A）

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

“What can I do for you？” asked the stylist.

“I want a hair transplant，” the guy explained， “but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort， I'll pay you $5，000.”

“No problem，” said the stylist and he quickly shaved his head.

一個(gè)禿頭的男人坐在理發(fā)店里。

發(fā)型師問：“我可以幫你做點(diǎn)什么嗎？”

那個(gè)人說：“我本來去做頭發(fā)移植，但那實(shí)在太痛了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發(fā)看起來像你的一樣，而且沒有任何痛苦，我將付給你5，000美元?！?/p>

“沒問題，”發(fā)型師說，然后他很快剃了個(gè)光頭。

（B）

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came，” he objected， “I didn't catch a single fish.”

“I'll talk to her，” his mother said， “and I promise this time she won't make any noise.”

“It wasn't the noise， Mom，” the boy replied. “She ate all my bait.”

小男孩的媽媽提出讓他帶著妹妹一起去釣魚，他堅(jiān)決反對(duì)。他說：“上次她跟著我，我連一條魚都沒能釣得到。”

“我會(huì)告訴她，”媽媽說，“我保證這次她不再發(fā)出響聲了?！?/p>

男孩回答說：“媽媽，不是響聲，是她把所有的誘餌都吃了?！?/p>

（C）

A mother is admonishing her son： “Now， John， don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.”

“But Mother， I do. I ride it down the hill， and he rides it up the hill.”

一位母親在勸告她的兒子，她說：“聽著，約翰，別太自私了，讓你的弟弟和你共用一輛自行車?！?/p>

“媽媽，我是讓他騎的；下坡時(shí)我騎，上坡時(shí)他騎。”

（河南商丘市第二十中學(xué)王昂供稿）