幽默二則

王　銳／供稿

We Always Sell Them Together

Customer: Id like to buy the

book How to Become a Millionaire Over-night. (The clerk went to the back of the shop ,returned with two books and started to wrap them.)

Customer: I only asked for one book. Clerk: I know. The other is The Penal Code. We always sell themtogether.

我們總是兩本一起賣(mài)

顧客：我要買(mǎi)一本《快捷致富術(shù)》。（營(yíng)業(yè)員走到后面拿了兩本書(shū)回來(lái)，隨手把書(shū)包好。）

顧客：我只要一本。

營(yíng)業(yè)員：我知道，另一本是《刑事法典》。我們總是兩本書(shū)一起賣(mài)。

How about the Last Date?

A man is taking a woman home from their first date, and he asks if he can come inside. “Oh, no,”she says. “I never ask a guy in on the first date.”

“Okay,” the man replies, “how about the last date?”

那最后一次約會(huì)呢？

一名男子送一個(gè)初次約會(huì)的女子回到了家，他問(wèn)自己是否能進(jìn)去?！班?，不行，”她說(shuō)?！拔覐牟蛔尦醮渭s會(huì)的男子進(jìn)

門(mén)?！?/p>

“好吧，”男子回應(yīng)，“那最后一次約會(huì)呢？”