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1.媽mā媽mɑ指zhǐ著zhe自zì己jǐ的de幾jǐ根ɡēn白bái發(fā)fà對(duì)duì女nǚ兒ér說(shuō)shuō：“寶bǎo寶bɑo，你nǐ要yào乖ɡuāi乖ɡuāi聽(tīng)tīnɡ我wǒ的de話huà，每měi一yí次cì你nǐ不bù聽(tīng)tīnɡ話huà，我wǒ就jiù要yào多duō長(zhǎng)zhǎnɡ一yì根ɡēn白bái頭tóu發(fā)fɑ?！迸畁ǚ兒ér回huí答dá：“那nà媽mā媽mɑ您nín是shì有yǒu多duō不bù聽(tīng)tīnɡ話huà，才cái把bǎ外wài婆pó氣qì成chénɡ了le滿mǎn頭tóu白bái發(fā)fà？”

2. 一yì天tiān，女nǚ兒ér放fànɡ學(xué)xué后hòu回huí家jiā問(wèn)wèn：“媽mā媽mɑ，人rén的de兩liǎnɡ只zhī耳ěr朵duo相xiānɡ通tōnɡ嗎mɑ？”媽mā媽mɑ問(wèn)wèn女nǚ兒ér為wèi什shén么me這zhè樣yànɡ問(wèn)wèn。女nǚ兒ér說(shuō)shuō：“今jīn天tiān上shànɡ課kè時(shí)shí，老lǎo師shī說(shuō)shuō我wǒ們men班bān有yǒu些xiē同tónɡ學(xué)xué不bú認(rèn)rèn真zhēn聽(tīng)tīnɡ講jiǎnɡ，‘左zuǒ耳ěr朵duo進(jìn)jìn，右yòu耳ěr朵duo出chū，只zhǐ有yǒu兩liǎnɡ只zhī耳ěr朵duo相xiānɡ通tōnɡ才cái可kě以yǐ呀y(tǒng)ɑ！”