Sweet Nothings

孫佳慧

How to flatter, cajole, and give compliments

An ancient Chinese proverb states, “Faithful words often offend the ear but are good for improving one’s conduct (忠言逆耳利于行).” Some people, though, would rather hear and tell sweet lies, and to hell with their conduct, believing that “A kind word brings warmth even in the coldest winter

(良言一句三冬暖).”

These people appear to be in the majority today, at least if social media is any indication. When pictures of a baby sucking its toes get posted, friends jump to congratulate the parents on how cute and potentially brilliant their offspring is; movie stars dining out on hot pot engender a storm of Weibo “l(fā)ikes” for this mundane action, as well as thousands of fans flocking to the same restaurant. College students have even formed WeChat groups solely for admiring and uplifting one another, known as “praise groups

(夸夸群).”

Recipients of these compliments often know they are not sincere. Still, whether in business or friendship, we are expected to exchange niceties with our fellow humans—the ideal of a “harmonious society,” after all, is “you are good, I am good, and everyone is good.” This has led to the creation of many generic, one-size-fits-all compliments and linguistic tricks to imply admiration in any social situation, often delivered with such professional aplomb that people have nicknamed them “commercial mutual flattery

(商業(yè)互吹).”

Even people who enjoy and expect praise, though, may be on guard against empty flattery. Thus, it takes a degree of linguistic finesse to sound like you mean your compliments. The primary principle is to base your praise in facts, rather than fabricate merits that don’t exist. For instance:

Your eyes are so charming.

N@ de y2njing zh8n m!r9n.

你的眼睛真迷人。

That’s a pretty generic compliment, and depending on the context, it may sound disrespectful or overly familiar to the other person. If you want to praise without making loaded judgments on people’s appearance, you will have to be more specific:

Your eyes are a very special color.

N@ y2njing de y1ns- h2o t-bi9.

你眼睛的顏色好特別。

Your eye makeup looks really natural today.

N@ j~nti`n de y2nzhu`ng k3nzhe zh8n z#r1n.

你今天的眼妝看著真自然。

In discussions of personal appearance, one tricky word often appears: 氣質(zhì)?(q#zh#, presence). On one hand, it is widely used to describe someone as not just good-looking, but distinguished and charming:

Your presence is really special.

N@ zh8nde t3i y6u q#zh# le.

你真的太有氣質(zhì)了。

On the other hand, praising something as abstract as “presence” tends to make the listener think you couldn’t find anything more concretely attractive about them, so it’s often important to explain what kind of 氣質(zhì)?you mean:

You really have the air of an artist. If I didn’t know you were a lawyer, I would think you were a painter!

N!n zh8nde f8ich1ng y6u y#sh& q#zh#. R%gu6 b& zh~d3o n!n sh# w-i l_sh~, h1i y@w9i n!n sh# ge hu3ji` ne!

您真的非常有藝術(shù)氣質(zhì)。如果不知道您是位律師，還以為您是個畫家呢！

Of course, it’s not good to focus on appearance alone. Skills are often less tricky and more socially appropriate objects of praise:

You play tennis like a pro!

N@ w2ngqi% d2 de k`nb@ zhu`ny- xu2nsh6u!

你網(wǎng)球打得堪比專業(yè)選手！

If there is nothing spectacular about the ability, just focus on the progress:

You are playing much better compared to two months ago! You must have practiced a lot!

N@ d2 de b@ li2ng g- yu- qi1n h2o t3i du4 le! Y!d#ng m9i sh2o li3nx! ba!

你打得比兩個月前好太多了！一定沒少練習(xí)吧！

Giving extra details will also help make your compliments sound sincere. When sending compliments to the chef, don’t just tell them it “tastes great,” but add some extra technical or emotional adornment:

This fish tastes so good that I could cry!

Zh- y% ji2nzh! h2och~ d3o k$!

這魚簡直好吃到哭！

This West Lake Carp in Sweet and Sour Sauce is so authentic. The sauce tastes exactly the same as what I had in Hangzhou years ago.

Zh- d3o x~h% c&y% zu7 de sh!z3i t3i d#dao le. Zh-ge ji3ngzh~ de w-id3o h9 w6 j@ni1n qi1n z3i H1ngzh4u ch~ d3o de y#m%-y!y3ng.

這道西湖醋魚做得實在太地道了。這個醬汁的味道和我?guī)啄昵霸诤贾莩缘降囊荒Ｒ粯印?/p>

It’s important to tailor your praise to the occasion. In a professional setting, for instance, it would be more appropriate to praise someone for their competence rather than their tastes in fashion. When meeting someone well-known, it’s a good strategy to praise their past achievements to sound like you are well-informed:

I saw your award-winning pieces from years ago. They were very impressive. I am so glad to have the opportunity to work with you.

W6 j@ni1n qi1n ji& k3n gu7 n!n de hu7ji2ng zu7p@n le, y#nxi3ng f8ich1ng sh8nk-, h0n g`ox#ng zh4ngy% y6u j~hu# h9 n!n h9zu7 le.

我?guī)啄昵熬涂催^您的獲獎作品了，印象非常深刻，很高興終于有機會和您合作了。

Better yet, find out their lesser-known talents, and then you will really impress:

I have heard of your success in business, but I didn’t know that you have done so much philanthropic work.

N!n sh8ngy# zu7 de h2o w6 z2o y6u 0rw9n, d3n b&zh~d3o n!n h1i zu7 le zh-me du4 c!sh3n g4ngzu7.

您生意做得好我早有耳聞，但不知道您還做了這么多慈善工作。

Sometimes, there’s no way to dress up a straightforward compliment to make it sound less like idle flattery. Psychological stratagems may be needed to disguise praise as something else entirely. One trick, encapsulated by the Chinese idiom “欲揚先抑?(exalt after diminishing),” calls for saying something negative first to make you sound like a harsh critic, then adding a positive twist:

To be frank, when I started reading your novel, I thought it was just another cliché. But as the plot unfolded, I was completely fascinated by the unexpected developments, and felt that the author must be a genius.

Shu4 sh!hu3, d% d3o n@ zh- b0n xi2oshu4 k`it5u de sh!hou, w6 y@w9i zh- y7u sh# y! g- l2ot3o de g&shi. D3nsh# su!zhe q!ngji9 de zh2nk`i, y!qi- d4u n3me ch$r9ny#li3o, w6 w1nqu1n b-i m!zh& le, ju9de zu7zh0?k0nd#ng sh# g- ti`nc1i.

說實話，讀到你這本小說開頭的時候，我以為這又是一個老套的故事。?但是隨著情節(jié)的展開，一切都那么出人意料，我完全被迷住了，覺得作者肯定是個天才。

Another strategy is to disguise a compliment as an expression of envy:

If I were as tall as you, I wouldn't need to wear high heels.

R%gu6 w6 g-zi y6u n@ zh-me g`o, w6 ji& b%hu# chu`n g`og8nxi9 le.

如果我個子有你這么高，我就不會穿高跟鞋了。

Wow, you graduated from Tsinghua University? That was my dream school!

W`, n@ sh# Q~nghu1 b#y- de? W6 zh8nshi zu7m-ng d4u xi2ng sh3ng Q~nghu1!

哇，你是清華畢業(yè)的? 我真是做夢都想上清華!

You can also avoid praising people directly, and imply that you’re simply feeling happy on behalf of others:

How did your boss find an employee as capable as you?

N@ l2ob2n sh# z0nme zh2od3o n@ zh-me n9ngg3n de yu1ng4ng de?

你老板是怎么找到你這么能干的員工的？

The ability to disguise compliments was previously considered an indispensible skill for a professional praise-giver. Yet, as recent screenshots posted from WeChat “praise groups” have shown, not everybody needs their compliments to be believable. Misery loves company, and youths who join these virtual support groups often just want a sympathetic ear for their troubles, or a simple confidence boost:

?Depressed after a breakup. Want to skip class. Need praise.

Sh~li3n le y&m-n, xi2ng qi3ok-. Qi% ku`.

失戀了郁悶，想翹課。求夸。

?Do it! You are so smart, you will catch up in no time!

Qi3o a!?N@ zh-me c4ngm!ng, b% sh3ngk- y0 g8ndesh3ng!

翹?。∧氵@么聰明，不上課也跟

得上！

?You are too hardworking! You deserve a break!

N@ t3i y7ngg4ng le!?Y~ngg`i xi$xi y!xi3!

你太用功了！應(yīng)該休息一下！

By not going out today, you do a great service toward reducing the planet’s emissions.

B& ch$m9n y0 sh# w-i ji9n9ng ji2np1i zu7

g7ngxi3n a!

不出門也是為節(jié)能減排做貢獻??！

These circles of self-indulgence haven’t escaped criticism from older netizens and mainstream newspaper columnists. Raised on the gritty diet of revolutionary fervor, older generations are often baffled by millennials’ seeming preference for insincere flattery over “eating bitterness.”

However, the Weibo account of the Party-run People’s Daily has applauded “praise groups” as a form of “psychological adjustment…[that] alleviates modern anxieties” and “adds to everyday happiness.” Other supporters argue there’s nothing wrong with adding more positivity to the internet, where trolling and bullying comments are more often the norm. After all, flattery is the gift that keeps on giving—those who hear sweet words will usually return the compliment:

Thanks for all the likes! You are truly the nicest kids on the block!

Xi-xi- di2nz3n!?N@ zh8n b%ku# sh# zh0ng ti1o ji8 shang zu# ti1n de z2i!

謝謝點贊！你真不愧是整條街上最甜的仔！