Roll with it

譚云飛

Its a sight thats as quintessentially “Beijing” as a tea-swilling taxi driver or pensioner walking his caged bird： The middle-aged man going about his business with a pair of walnuts （or string of Buddhist prayer beads） in the palm of one hand.

Not too different from the millennial who cant let go of their mobile phone， older Chinese love their wenwan （文玩， “ornamental objects”）. They may be walnuts， beads， balls， or fidget spinners， but wenwan do serve a purpose other than just giving restless hands something to play with.

Dating back to at least the Han dynasty （206 BCE – 220 CE）， palming （盤， p1n， rolling） nuts was an exercise believed to benefit its practitioners by stimulating the hands acupuncture points， improving blood flow， and even imparting spiritual satisfaction. When a wenwan lover gets stuck into a new pair of walnuts， part of the pleasure comes from knowing that its raw and coarsely wrinkled features will， with time， become rich and smooth， developing a dusky color and luminous sheen from years of rolling， cleaning， and oiling.

Last September， Dragon TVs crosstalk show Wenwan catapulted the practice and jargon of pan to a younger， wider audience. The skit featured a wenwan aficionado， played by comedian Meng Hetan， trying to expand his nut-rubbing repertoire to a variety of coarse-looking objects， including a root sculpture， a Shoushan stone carving， and even a Shar Pei dog， exclaiming， “[If its] dry and rough instead of round and smooth， roll it！” （干干巴巴的，麻麻賴賴的，一點兒都不圓潤，盤它！G`ngan b`ba de， m1ma l3ilai de， y#di2nr d4u b& yu1nr&n， p1n t`?。?/p>

Then in January， a Douyin video titled “Pan anything—pan settles all” began to go viral， and soon hundreds of thousands of users began sharing photos and videos of themselves rotating whatever they could （literally） get their hands on： oranges， pitayas， cats， lipstick， even cacti and hedgehogs.

Soon， pan became an all-purpose verb. Initially， it was used to express love or fondness. Li Xueqin， a grassroots Douyin celebrity， replied to a message from her idol Kris Wu， proclaiming “I want to pan you.” （我想盤你。W6 xi2ng p1n n@.） Meanwhile， between lovers， “[Ill] pan you a lifetime” （盤你一輩子 P1n n@ y！b-izi） is almost the equivalent of a marital vow.

Other actions were later added： buy， sell， love， hate， win， lose， do or dont. “Ive always wanted a YSL lipstick; [Ill] buy one！” （我一直想要一支YSL口紅，盤它！ W6 y#zh！ xi2ng y3o y# zh～ YSL k6uh5ng， p1n t`?。?a hard-up college student may exclaim on payday. “Tonight， the China Mens National Football Team plays the Thai team. Pan them！” （國足今晚要對戰(zhàn)泰國隊，給我盤他！Gu5z% j～nw2n y3o du#zh3n T3igu5du#， g0i w6 p1n t`?。?a Chinese fan wrote before Marchs AFC Asian Cup.

However， when the team lost in a humiliating 0-1 result， “Pan it！” cried furious fans， possibly indicating what they wish they could do to the national team. Too much disappointment like this， and someone might exclaim， “Ive been paned by life！” （我被生活盤了。W6 b-i sh8nghu5 p1n le.）

Its not clear how this expression got on such a roll， but Mengs performance suggests that the habit is all about removing edges to make things more comfortable or controllable. In other words： Whether you love or hate something， just roll with it.