小幽默

Writing a Composition

One day in class， the teacher told his students to write a composition called If I were a Manager.

All the students began to write except one boy. The teacher went to him and asked why he wasnt writing.

“I am waiting for my secretary，” was the boys answer.

寫(xiě)作文

一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。

所有學(xué)生都動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。

“我在等我的秘書(shū)?！蹦呛⒆哟鸬馈?/p>

Its My Father

One day little Tom didnt want to go to school. He telephoned the teacher pretending to be his father and said，“Hello. Is that the teacher speaking？ My little Tom caught a cold today and he couldnt go to school. He asked me to ask you for a days leave.”

The teacher at the other end of the telephone asked， “Who is that speaking？”

“Its my father， sir，” answered Tom.

是我爸爸

一天，湯姆不想去上學(xué)，就裝成爸爸的聲音給老師打電話。他說(shuō)：“喂，您好，您是老師吧？我的小湯姆感冒了，不能去上學(xué)，他讓我向您請(qǐng)一天假?！?/p>

老師問(wèn)到：“您是誰(shuí)？”

湯姆回答道：“是我爸爸，老師?！?/p>

Two Cows

Teacher： Tommy， name five things that contain milk.

Tommy： Butter and cheese， ice-cream and two cows.

兩頭牛

老師：湯米，說(shuō)出五樣含有牛奶的東西。

湯米：黃油、奶酪、冰淇淋和兩頭奶牛。

Homework

Teacher： Im able to read one of the essays you did for homework， but the other one is written very poorly.

Student： Yes， sir， my mother is a much better writer than my father.

家庭作業(yè)

老師：我只能讀懂你的一篇作文，可另一篇實(shí)在是糟透了。

學(xué)生：是的，先生，我媽媽的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。