史上最尷尬的幾個(gè)瞬間

當(dāng)你不得不把一頁(yè)書(shū)看一遍又一遍，只因你不斷地走神。

澳洲新南威的警方FB滿滿都是抖機(jī)靈的段子，這些警察小哥的第二職業(yè)是段子手吧！

-I just ended a 5 year relationship.

-Omg, are you OK?

-Yeah I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship.

- 我剛剛結(jié)束了一段5年的感情。

- 天哪，你還好嗎？

- 我沒(méi)事，又不是我的感情。

Destroy racism,be like a panda.

He is black,he is white,he is asian, and he is chubby.

像熊貓一樣，反對(duì)種族歧視

他是黑人，也是白人，是亞洲人，還是胖星人。

1.When I was in 5th grade a boy liked me but I thought he was annoying. So on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and I said no and I had to think of an excuse, so I started hugging a tree and I told him the tree was my boyfriend. Then I saw him kicking the tree and I felt bad...

五年級(jí)的時(shí)候有個(gè)男生喜歡我，我覺(jué)得很煩。他在廣場(chǎng)上跟我表白，我拒絕了，但是我需要一個(gè)理由。所以我抱住了一棵樹(shù)，說(shuō)這棵樹(shù)是我男朋友，然后我看著他踢了那棵樹(shù)，感覺(jué)很悲傷……

2. When I was 7 I had a crush on a girl in my class and didn't know how to deal with it. So I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school".

7歲的時(shí)候我喜歡上了班里的一個(gè)姑娘，我不知道怎么辦。所以我寫(xiě)了封信……“滾出我的學(xué)?！薄?/p>

3. After flunking a job interview, got up, shook everyone's hand, and walked into the coat closet.

搞砸了一場(chǎng)面試，站起身，和每個(gè)人都握了手，然后走進(jìn)了衣帽間……