Jokes笑話

Whose Father is Stronger？

Jim and Bill are quarrelling about whose father is shronger.

Jim： Do you know the Pacific Ocean？ My father dug it.

Bill：Well，that's nothing.Do you know the Dead Sea？ My father killed it.

吉姆和比爾正在爭(zhēng)論誰的爸爸更強(qiáng)壯。

吉姆：你知道太平洋嗎？那是我爸爸挖的。

比爾：那沒什么。你知道死海嗎？那是我爸爸打死的。

Try it Yourself！

Old man：You watched me fish for three hours.

Why don't you try doing it yourself？

Young man：I don't have the palience.

老人：你看我釣魚看了三個(gè)小時(shí)，為什么不嘗試自己釣釣看？

年輕人：我沒有這個(gè)耐心。