Quora ： 你贏了

Quora ： 你贏了

Quora: You Win This One

Q： What should a person do when everything appears to be going wrong in their life？

問(wèn)：感覺(jué)生活一團(tuán)糟，該怎么辦？

Answered by NehaKariyaniya

Open Google.

Write your problem in the search box.

Read 100000 links of people having problem just like you.

Feel better that you're not the only one.

Get off the computer and deal with the problem like a grown up.

Neha Kariyaniya的回復(fù)：

打開(kāi)谷歌。

在搜索框里輸入你的問(wèn)題。

找到了十萬(wàn)條搜索結(jié)果，這些人和你都面臨著同樣的困境。

發(fā)現(xiàn)你不是一個(gè)人，感覺(jué)好些了吧。

然后關(guān)掉電腦，像個(gè)成年人那樣去解決你的問(wèn)題。

Q： I asked a girl out and she said， "You are too ugly to date." What should I do？

問(wèn)：我想約一個(gè)女孩，結(jié)果她說(shuō)：“你太丑了，我不想跟你約會(huì)?！蔽以撛趺崔k？

Answered by Soumadeep Mazumdar

Tell her， "Well， if I had been prettier， I wouldn't have asked you out."

Then walk away， slowly walk away.

P.S. I borrowed this line from a discourse between my mom and dad.

Dad： （Jokingly） You are too short to marry.

Mom： （Winked） Well， dear， if I had been taller， I wouldn't have married you.

Dad： （Mentally） You win this one.

Me： （Slithering away） Holy cow， I gotta save this for Quora.

Soumadeep Mazumdar的回復(fù)：

跟她講：“這個(gè)嘛，要是我長(zhǎng)得再帥一點(diǎn)，也不會(huì)約你出去了?！?/p>

然后走開(kāi)，從容地走開(kāi)。

P.S. 這是有次聽(tīng)我爸媽聊天的時(shí)候?qū)W來(lái)的。

我爸：（開(kāi)玩笑地說(shuō)）你太矮了，娶了你我有點(diǎn)吃虧。

我媽：（眨眨眼）唉，親愛(ài)的，要是我長(zhǎng)得高一點(diǎn)，也輪不到你娶我了啊。

我爸：（在心里）你贏了。

我：（默默溜走）我了個(gè)去，我要記下來(lái)，哪天發(fā)到Quora上。