英語小笑話

Who is Stupid 誰愚蠢

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying， “Everyone who thinks youre stupid， stand up！”

Little Johnny then stood up.

The teacher said， “Do you think youre stupid， Johnny？”

“No， maam， but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself！”

一個(gè)老師在對(duì)學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)?！罢l認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來。”她一開始就說。

小約翰尼站了起來。

“你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼？”老師問。

“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個(gè)人站著?！?/p>

He Won 他贏了

Tommy： How is your little brother， Johnny？

Johnny： He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy： Thats too bad. How did that happen？

Johnny： We played who could lean furthest out of the window， and he won.

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？

約翰尼：他生病臥床了。他受了傷。

湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？

約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。