幽默小故事

山東省梁山縣楊營中學(xué)石宇供稿

幽默小故事

山東省梁山縣楊營中學(xué)石宇供稿

Doctor and Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer in two carscollided1on a country road.The lawyer,seeing that the doctor was a little shocked,offered him a drink from hisflask2.

The doctor accepted and handed the flaskback to the lawyer.

“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?”asked the doctor.

“Sure,after the police leave,”replied the lawyer.

醫(yī)生與律師

一個醫(yī)生與一個律師在鄉(xiāng)間路上撞了車，律師看醫(yī)生受了點(diǎn)驚嚇，就把酒瓶遞給他。

醫(yī)生喝了一口，把酒瓶遞回律師。

“你自己不喝一口嗎？”醫(yī)生問。

“我會喝的，不過要等警察走了以后。”律師回答。

Lawyer and Engineer

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in theCaribbean3.

The lawyer said,“I’m here because my house burned down,and theinsurance4company paid for everything.”

“That’s quite acoincidence5,”said the engineer.“I’m here because my house weredestroyed6by a flood,and my insurance company also paid for everything.”

The lawyer looked somewhat confused7.“How do you start a flood?”he asked.

律師與工程師

一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。

律師說：“我到這里是因?yàn)槲业姆孔颖淮蠡馃?，保險(xiǎn)公司賠償了我所有的損失?！?/p>

“這太巧了，”工程師說，“我是因?yàn)榉孔颖缓樗疀_垮了，保險(xiǎn)公司也賠償了所有的損失?！?/p>

律師看起來有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的？”他不解地問。

In the Supermarket

The manapproached8a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said,“You know,I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a few minutes?”

“Why?”she asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,my wife appears out of somewhere.”

在超市里

在一個超市里，一個男子走向一位非常漂亮的女士，對她說：“我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊會兒天嗎？”

“為什么呢？”她問。

“因?yàn)槊慨?dāng)我與漂亮小姐聊天時，我的妻子就會不知從什么地方冒出來?！?/p>