Jokes and Humor

Never Wear Glasses

Patient： You say carrot is good for eyesight. Is that true？

Doctor： Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses？

從不戴眼鏡

病人：你說胡蘿卜有益視力，是真的嗎？

醫(yī)生：當然啦。你什么時候看到兔子戴過眼鏡？

What Problem

Patient： Doctor， I have a problem. I cant remember anything.

Doctor： How long have you had this problem？

Patient： What problem？

什么問題

病人：醫(yī)生，我有一個問題。我記不住任何事情。

醫(yī)生：你有這個問題多久了？

病人：什么問題？

The Lowest Grade

Student： Professor， I did my best on this test. I really dont think I should get a zero.

Professor： Neither do I. But thats the lowest grade I can give.”

最 低 分

學生：教授，這次考試我已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。

老師：我也是。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了！

Its Empty

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well， sit down and have something，” said his mother. “Your stomachs hurting because its empty. Itll be all right when youve got something in it.”

Later Dad came in from the office， complaining of a headache.

“Thats because its empty，” said his bright son. “Youd be all right if you had something in it.”

它是空的

一個男孩放學回家時，覺得胃痛。“來，坐下，吃點東西，”媽媽說，“你胃痛是因為它是空的。吃點東西就會好的?！?/p>

一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。

“你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的，”他那聰明的兒子說，“里面裝點東西，就會好的?！?/p>

（陳玲帆 供稿）