幽默

I Wasn't Listening

我沒(méi)在聽(tīng)

Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book，“What are you reading， dear？”

“I don't know.” the little girl answered.

“You don't know？ But you were reading aloud， so you must know.”

“I was reading aloud， mummy， but I wasn't listening.” explained the child.

母親問(wèn)正在看書(shū)的小女兒：“你在讀什么書(shū)，親愛(ài)的？”

“不知道。”小女孩回答道。

“你不知道？但是剛剛你在大聲朗讀，你肯定知道呀?！?/p>

“我剛剛是在大聲朗讀，媽咪，但是我沒(méi)有聽(tīng)呀?！焙⒆咏忉尩馈?/p>

I Need Your Football

我需要你的足球

George knocked at the door of his friend Albert's house. When Albert's mother answered the door he asked， “Can Albert come out to play？”

“No，” said the mother， “it's too cold.”

“Well， then，” said George， “can his football come out to play？”

喬治敲朋友阿爾伯特家的門。當(dāng)阿爾伯特的媽媽來(lái)開(kāi)門時(shí)，他問(wèn)：“阿爾伯特可以出來(lái)玩嗎？”

“不行，”媽媽說(shuō)：“今天太冷了?！?/p>

“噢，那么，”喬治說(shuō)：“他的足球可以出來(lái)玩嗎？”