自薦當老師

湖北省武漢市 小丹供稿

1.A school needs some teachers.Hu Tu recommends himself as a science teacher.某校招聘老師，胡圖自薦教自然。

2.The examiner asks,“Why can’t fish live on land?”“They have no feet.”Hu Tu answers.招聘者考他：“魚為什么不能在陸地上生活？”胡圖答：“魚沒有腳?！?/p>

3.The examiner adds,“A duck has feet,why can it swim?”“It has a long neck,so it can’t bedrowned(被淹死).”Hu Tu answers.招聘者又問：“鴨子有腳，為什么又能游泳呢？”胡圖答：“它脖子長，淹不著?！?/p>

4.When the result is made known,Tu Hu looks for his name a few times,but he can’t find.張榜了，胡圖看了幾遍，不見自己的名字。