Punish
Boy: Will you punish me for
something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Very good, I didn't do
my homework!
【譯文】
懲 罰
男孩:您會(huì)因?yàn)槲覜](méi)做的事而懲罰我嗎?
老師:當(dāng)然不會(huì)!
男孩:太好了,我沒(méi)有做家庭作業(yè)!
So Much
Pupil: I wished we lived in
the olden days.
Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: We wouldn't have so
much history to learn!
【譯文】
太 多
學(xué)生:我希望生活在古代。
老師:為什么?
學(xué)生:那樣的話,我們就不用學(xué)那么多歷史了!
It's Not That
John: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
Mike: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
John: No, it wasn't raining.
【譯文】
并非如此
約翰:我看見(jiàn)7個(gè)女孩合用一把大傘,卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)人被淋濕。
邁克:哦,一定是把很大的雨傘!
約翰:不,當(dāng)時(shí)天沒(méi)有下雨。
New words: umbrella:傘